Credible Report: Rove to be Indicted
This is another gem from the editors of BuzzFlash, re-posted here with kind permission."Well, well, well, credible reports have it that Bush's brain, Karl Rove, is going to get his butt indicted after all.
What will Bush do when his brain is indicted? I mean how do you function without a brain? And since this was a pathologically diseased brain, won't it be better for Bush to be brainless than to have a rotten brain?
The questions hurdle before us without answer.
We are dealing with a man, Bush, who said the other day -- and we're not sure it was in jest -- that his greatest accomplishment as president was catching a fish.
We see Bush and keep thinking of the weasel in the Godfather, "Fredo."
That this dolt of a person came to be president is the great American tragedy. Anyone who supports his incompetent leadership is either a greedy profiteer, addle-brained, or suicidal --- because Bush is going to end up getting us all killed if he nukes Iran.
And without his Brain, Rove, around, he may just fall on the nuclear button during one of his "near beer" sessions.
Bush is definitely our Manchurian Candidate.
But what evil forces put him in power?
Dick Cheney, Osama, the Chinese?
Ah, who knows.
It's like going straight from kindergarten to the Oval Office.
Anyone have an extra copy of "My Pet Goat." Maybe that book can help us figure Bush out? It's his favorite reading, after all."Rove is Likely to be Indicted Says the Well-Informed David Shuster on the Keith Olbermann Show
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