Satirist Andy Borowitz: Homeland Security Department Unveils Cheney Alert System
Colour-coded system would warn nation of future attacks by the Veep.Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff announced today that his department would immediately implement a "Cheney Alert" system to warn Americans if an attack by Vice President Dick Cheney is imminent...
..."What we have learned, the hard way, is that Dick Cheney can attack without warning," Mr. Chertoff said. "It is our hope that with this Cheney Alert system we will be able to give the American people some warning before he strikes again."
Read rest of Borowitz's funny satire about Cheney here
Andy Borowitz writes a daily humour column at www.borowitzreport.com, where you will find this latest hilarious satire about Cheney:
HALLIBURTON WINS CONTRACT TO RECONSTRUCT CHENEY’S REPUTATION
At $42 Billion, Largest Contract of its Kind, Company Says
"The Halliburton Company announced today that it had won a $42 billion no-bid contract from the U.S. government to reconstruct the reputation of Vice President Dick Cheney." Read on...(this is so good!)
Andy Borowitz is the author of a new book, The Borowitz Report: The Big Book of Shockers.
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